You want to learn good tenglish? Now you can do it for free, just learn this important phrases by Tengchou.

1:

• I’m looking the message
• Most higher possible
• Would you borrow me?
• Can you sold it?
• You will won 10 points.
• Is it crash?
• No straw to you.
• Hello, I’m boys.
• He think I’m suck.
• If the force is parallel, it’s work.
• Do you want to play his meat?
• I’m god inside.
• Dislike, you guys pussy.
• No one wants to car wash?
• More hard!
• I’m going to start to brought lunch.
• Let’s goal.
• The exactly maning.
• I’m cooked.
• He’s a nice people
• I already win you.

2:

• Otherwise people will forgot
• (Tengchou in a parking lot) Look for a parking lot!
• You don’t like everything.
• One minutes!
• How do I do with this?
• Are you guys have dinner?
• Your parents didn’t taught you?
• You grew up your hair this morning?
• What I said is what I said!
• Oh man you are ruxery guy!
• What’s your size?
• You never come here before?
• It’s more better!
• Do I mean?
• We are on Avinash car
• I spent times on it
• What’s so surprise?
• They have a message to me
• They leave a message to me
• I have question
• That one is still working on it
• My skin is hurt
• Sean: “Happy Birthday Teng! Teng: “Welcome!”
• Aren’t you just add coffe to your coffe?
• My clothes is there!

3:

• I bet how many womans in the starbucks.
• You need to catch us up man!
• I’m sitting in the toilet
• I can’t connect to the Internet, What happens?
• Your whole contact information will gone!!
• You want to work it or not?
• I need to keep my tongues back
• You guys lack of knowledge
• Kevin used to be sit here
• I almost there
• I’m not fear
• People in Taiwan have love
• Milk is not work right now
• I think something wrong
• Then you stick on it
• You won’t won
• We are the friends, aren’t we?

There are also other languages similar to Tenglish but less popular

Isaacisms:

• Look the rules
• Receiver dogs (Reservoir dogs)
• Foock Joo (Fuck you)
• I didn’t saw the sign

Ferdianisms:

• We are no time for soccer yet.